July 9-13th, Morgan is on vacation.

[Derek Morgan]

Hey team,

My family is taking a vacation to Baltimore on July 9th- July 13th. I know, how will my favorite profilers be able to survive without their agressive battery? Just, er, let's try not to have a repeat of last time, please? I promised Elle that I'd take her on another vacation one of these days, and I'm finally getting around to it. I really don't think she'd appreciate getting arrested and tackled to the ground at two am again, followed by going home and getting shot. I don't think she enjoyed that vacation.

So, please. No Fisher King.

I know how heart-wrenching it must be to not be able to talk to me, so I'll leave you all some words to think over for the time being.

Baby Girl: I need you to do something for me, sort of like an assignment. I know you're up to it, hot stuff. I need you to google 'amazing' and 'brilliant', and write a report on what comes back. Don't forget to include pictures.

Banana Brain: Oh, my unit chief. Unit chief my unit chief. I suppose this means I'm out of time out?

Em: I give you the keys to my kicking upon door duties for the time being. -winks- Have fun.

Krys: I want an entire pupper show PLAY by the time I get back. Get to work on that.

Reid: Kid, I'm not here to save your ass these few days. Please wear your kneepads, helmet, and do NOT, under ANY circumstances, take off your training wheels.

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That was me, being a moron. -back to being herself now- YES, I really am going to be on vacation. I felt like telling you that in character, and so I did. And if Morgan didn't have any words for your character, that means he didn't meet them yet when I left this.

So, i'll be gone on those days. I really am going to Baltimore.

and also, I'll probably say HIHIHI daily through Hotch. xD

OH.

and if I come back on the fourteenth and find out that Garcia really did write a report on herself, I'll absoloutly DIE laughing.

[Aaron Hotchner]

Just don't follow the trend and get shot once you get home, alright? You still owe me that follow-up report on Jones.

Speaking of, I could really go for some Jones soda right now. Er, yeah, anyway. Have fun! Never been to Baltimore, but don't forget to break into song once you get there. ("Good morning Baltimore!")

-waves-

[Penelope Garcia]

P E N E L O P E G A R C I A
Noun
synonyms: brilliant, sexy, and any combination thereof.

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Penelope Garcia is a rare term, and applies to only one individual in its fullest context. It means someone who is brilliant and tech savvy, has a rocking personality and is quite a magnificent catch for all the gentleman out there. The one natural born Penelope Garcia works in the BAU of the FBI. In her natural habitat, she is surrounded by bright screens in a dark room with loads of colorful items. It is also quite hard to miss a Penelope Garcia when they leave their lair; they are always adorned in bright colors and cute fashions that seem to be right from a comic book. Which, all natural Penelop Garcia's love.

They all seem to be mothering to those they care about most, and tend to be a bit on the mischievous side. Typically, they never have a proper phone greeting, and cannot help but bend the law to help others. They are always smiling, and can feel great compassion for others.

Do NOT under any circumstances dishevel a Penelope Garcia's lair. It will result in one grumpy being and boxes of your stuff in your office.

Other than this, a Penelope Garcia is quite trusting and easy to approach in the wild. But do not let her chipper demeanor fool you--she is a hard worker. If Penelope Garcia runs away while you are attempting to approach her, it is probably because her hacking skills are needed elsewhere.

A Penelope Garcia in her natural habitat. Notice the screens, the quirky hair, and dim lighting.


A rare shot of the Penelope Garcia eating. Notice the meticulous way she guards her food.


It is evident here that a Penelope Garcia keeps close company with others. They are by nature sociable, and get along well with others.

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[Emily Prentiss]

Yes! I get to kick down doors!