Derek Morgan
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Post by Derek Morgan on Jul 8, 2009 1:58:17 GMT -5
Favorite Quote Board!
Discuss your favorite quotes? I love this show for it's quotes.
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Derek Morgan
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Stealin' yer jello.
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Post by Derek Morgan on Jul 8, 2009 2:02:47 GMT -5
So, I'm sort of being a board whore tonight, but I'm bored. So... sorry? -headesk- Also, we could discuss quotes from the RP too. That'd be fun.
Here are a few of my favorite thingssss... /soundofmusic.
Favorite Quotes:
"Reid, don't make me slap you in front of all these people." - Morgan
I don't know what it is about this quote, but it's hilarious. And can be used in every day life. Say, me talking to Agni the other day. Or if you check the backlog of the cbox, her talking to me five minutes ago.
"Reid, we've talked about this." - Hotch
It's another one that can be used anywhere. Someone say something/do something stupid? Give them a Hotchner!look and say "we've talked about this."
"What's the pyschopath got in the /bag/, Jason?" - Frank
I picked up my pocketbook and asked my brother this.
"A SQUIRREL PLAYING DRUMS." - Kirsten
Good for shouting during a squirrel sighting.
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Post by Penelope Garcia on Jul 8, 2009 17:25:37 GMT -5
Oooh. There are so many. I will stick with these, I guess as preliminaries.
Garcia: If you look to your cursor, you'll notice that it's moving on its own. That's me hacking your secure network. Now I've got her file, now I've got her social, and because you're grumpy, I'm going to send your boss those Jamaican vacation photos. Oh, look at you. No tan lines. -Tabula Rasa
Prentiss: [in a bar, acting very excited] Ladies, this is Brad – a real FBI agent! JJ: Really? No way! Garcia: That's exciting! What's it like at Quan-ti-co? - Open Season
When they pull out their badges there and he like...runs away....thats hilarious. FYI.
And the last one I will do for now is....
Gideon: Hey Hotch, did you send flowers to that tech room girl Garcia and say they were from me? Hotchner: Yeah. Gideon: Why? Hotchner: Jason, people need to know that they're important and sometimes you forget that. Gideon: I already sent her a gift, an MP3 player. It lasts longer unless you drop it or the batteries die, whichever comes first. Hotchner: So she got two gifts? Gideon: What if she thinks I'm sweet on her! - What Fresh Hell
There are so many! So I will add them as I remember the ones that are awesome. Hahaha.
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Post by Dr. Spencer Reid on Jul 8, 2009 17:59:29 GMT -5
Hotchner: Sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up what's happened that day. Sometimes you do everything right, everything exactly right, and still you feel like you failed. Did it need to end that way? Could something have been done to prevent the tragedy in the first place? Eighty-nine murders at the pig farm, the deaths of Mason and Lucas Turner make 91 lives snuffed out. Kelly Shane will go home and try to recover, to reconnect with her family but she'll never be a child again. William Hightower, who gave his leg for his country, gave the rest of himself to avenge his sister's murder. That makes 93 lives forever altered, not counting family and friends in a small town in Sarnia, Ontario, who thought monsters didn't exist until they learned that they spent their lives with one. And what about my team? How many more times will they be able to look into the abyss? How many more times before they won't ever recover the pieces of themselves that this job takes? Like I said, sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to sum up what's happened that day. Sometimes, the day just... ends.
Morgan: I'm going to see you off to the hospital. Reid: I'm about to get naked so they can scrub me down. Is that something you really want to see?
Morgan: (picking up JJ's baby) Look-look-look! What's he doing? He's smiling at Derek Morgan. Prentiss/Garcia: (in unison) Gas. JJ: (looking at Hotchner's face) You're smiling. Hotchner: Gas
Det. Linden: (talking about Reid) Where did you find this kid? Rossi: He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI.
Benjamin Cyrus: Which one of you is it? Which one of you is the FBI agent? Reid: Why do you think one of us is an FBI agent? Benjamin Cyrus: God will forgive me for what I must do. (points a gun to Reid's head) Reid: I don't know what you're talking about. Benjamin Cyrus: One of you does. Who is it? Prentiss: Me. It's me. Benjamin Cyrus: (grabs Prentiss by the hair and drags her) I told you not to put me in this position.
Garcia: Apparently, Libertarians do not like paying taxes. Morgan: Seventeen years for tax evasion? Garcia: Oh no. That would be two for tax evasion and 15 for going after four IRS agents with a Louisville Slugger
Reid: Doctor Norman gave me permission to sleep on the couch in your room tonight if... if it's all right with you. Diana Reid: (glares at the doctor) If anyone tries to keep him in here any longer, I'll scratch your eyes out. Doctor Norman: One night only. Diana Reid: (to Reid) Helps if they think you're crazy. They don't argue
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Post by Dr. Spencer Reid on Jul 9, 2009 12:14:08 GMT -5
So while posting for Emily I thought of this quote and just had to post it here!
Reid: (about Prentiss' birthday) 7:12 AM, October 12, 19... Prentiss: Hey! -Cold Comforts
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